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"Fancy" My professional name is Boobalotta Roundabottoma, but I am called "Fancy" for short, as it's a lot easier to say than Boobalotta Roundabottoma! I once had the most exclusive, prosperous "house" in the entire Arizona Territory and could boast of having the most influential clientele in the area. Of course, I am not at liberty to name names, due to necessary confidentiality! Those were the good times, but I have since come upon hard times because of a lack of menfolk in town. It is impossible to run my kind of establishment with no willing men, you know! While trying to raise money on which to live, I have sold off my once extensive wardrobe, gown by gown, until I only have two gowns suitable for a woman in my profession. I am heartbroken to admit that my famous jewel collection has also been sold off, piece by lovely piece, for the same reason. I am in such dire straits that I can't even pay the washer woman for doing my laundry. What is an unemployed madam suposed to do? I can't cook, and don't know how to sew. I can't see myself as a scrubwoman on my hands and knees scrubbing floors. I don't know any of the wifely type duties...well...except the obvious one. I am desperate to get some money! I know what I'll do...I'll use my pistol to make a withdrawal from the bank, even though I have not made any deposits there! Fancy